'Twas the night  before Christmas & out on the ranch
The pond was froze  over & so was the branch.
The snow was piled  up belly-deep to a mule.
The kids were all  home on vacation from school,
And happier young  folks you never did see-
Just all sprawled  around a-watchin' TV.
Then suddenly, some  time around 8 o'clock,
There came a  surprise that gave them a shock!
The power went off, the TV  went dead!
When Grandpa came in from out  in the shed
With an armload of wood, the  house was all dark. 
"Just what I expected," they  heard him remark. 
"Them power line wires must  be down from the snow. 
Seems sorter like times on  the ranch long ago." 
"I'll hunt up some candles,"  said Mom.  "With their light, 
And the fireplace, I reckon  we'll make out all right." 
The teen-agers all seemed  enveloped in gloom. 
Then Grandpa came back from a  trip to his room, 
Uncased his old fiddle &  started to play 
That old Christmas song about  bells on a sleigh. 
Mom started to sing, &  1st thing they knew 
Both Pop & the kids were  all singing it, too. 
They sang Christmas carols,  they sang "Holy Night," 
Their eyes all a-shine in the  ruddy firelight. 
They played some charades Mom  recalled from her youth, 
And Pop read a passage from  God's Book of Truth. 
They stayed up till  midnight-and, would you believe, 
The youngsters agreed 'twas a  fine Christmas Eve. 
Grandpa rose early, some time  before dawn; 
And when the kids wakened,  the power was on.. 
"The power company sure got  the line repaired quick," 
Said Grandpa - & no one  suspected his trick. 
Last night, for the sake of  some old-fashioned fun, 
He had pulled the main switch  - the old Son-of-a-Gun! 
-anonymous 
 

 
 
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