Sunday, November 07, 2010

Advise for Horse/Equine People who are trying to Date Non-Horse/Equine People

Some things you Might not want to say in front of the a "Horse/Equine Challenged Person". These would be perfectly normal things to say in horse company, but not things you'd want to say in public or non-horse people might get the wrong idea!

His sheath was really dirty, but I cleaned it.
In the winter, he gets really hairy so I clip him.
Don't jump on him, sit down gently.
She wants to breed to my stud.
There's nothing like 17 hands between you legs!
He had a bad attitude, so we castrated him.
He's got a lot of stamina, you can ride him all day long.
Is she a maiden?
I wanted to breed to her stud, but he's all booked this season.
He's really good at walking and pooping at the same time.
She bites her baby if it behaves badly.
She's on a new diet, she's only eating grass.
If he's not good, just grab his lip and twist it or if he get's really silly we will resort to the twitch.
When I'm done riding him, you can have a turn.
They cut his toe shorter and he walks better now.
He's much better if you ride him with a crop..
Don't worry, it's normal for his mouth to foam.
All of her babies have been sold overseas.
I know she's going to have a baby soon because her butt is soft.
He has trouble mounting her because she's so tall.
She likes to roll in the dirt after her bath.
He has 64 babies.
He was about 6 months old when we branded him.
I have to use a stool to mount him.
If he's spilling his food on the ground, he might need a dentist.
I was listening to his gut sounds last night...
One testicle is visible, but I can't even feel the other one.


Dina said...


Miss Vicki said...

Funny :)